Dialogue between Miles and a random dude at a get-together last night:

 

Miles:  “How’d you get that mole on your face?”

Random Dude: “My parents gave it to me.”

Miles: “Why did your parents give it to you?”

Random Dude:  “To help them find me.”

Miles:  “Don’t they have a GPS?”

 

Man, this kid kills me.

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